Please I Need an Answer

Guys,

Hey, I need an answer here.  I’ve been trying to reach you for weeks now.

My family and I are moving, and one of the larger things I need to remove from the back yard is the Beefmobile.

First of all, are you ever going to use it again?  If not, I need to tow it to the junkyard.  After Gordo blew the motor at the Band Van Grand Prix, it doesn’t move under its own power.  I’m afraid to look in the back after the three months that Stye was living in there.  The mice won’t even go in there.

If I take it for salvage, I’m taking the ice cream freezer from the back as back rent.  That and that damn tinkly “Come Kiddies and Buy Some $2 Popcycles” music.  I want to put that under the hood of my pickup so I can play it and confuse the little brats in my neighborhood.

If I don’t hear anything from you guys soon, I’m towing it.  I’m tired of my neighbor razzing me about it, especially the “rok in role” that Stye spraypainted on the back.

Personally, I think it’s time for you guys to move on.  Get yourself a good used Volvo station wagon, something reliable.  And you guys all have driver’s licenses now, so you ought not need my services any more.

Good luck with the Band,

Terd

 

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